Contrary by Nature

Dear Stupid Blog, Are you scared of the future? Why? When the slug men from Pluto invade, angry that their homeworld is no longer a planet but a ‘dwarf planet,’ humans will be ground into a viscous paste to be … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Blog,Happy new year! Isn’t it a little early for you to need a cure for Monday? Surely you’re not still hungover from your howling orgiastic new year’s eve party with Gawker and HuffPo. Can blogs even drink? If … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Blog, Oh, dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. You have to be a double nerd to really appreciate this one.

Dear Stupid Blog, I was hesitant to post another Korean girl-group video so close on the heels of sharing Girls' Generation with you. But the truth is that nothing on the internet will make your internal organs dance the way … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Blog,Cancel your trip to London! I know you had scheduled tea-time with the queen, but you need to text that bitch and tell her your reason for making the trip has been shut down. “Just a few days after … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Blog,That’s a super catchy name for my Thursday posts, right? Sometime in the last few years, I wound up being friends on Facebook with a young woman who I’ll call Yolanda. Yolanda goes to school in the south, … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Blog, Whenever some new profile of Tony Kushner comes out, I have to brace myself. It's like Homer has just released The Odyssey 2: Money Never Sleeps; a new chapter has been written regarding a supernatural demigod (redundant?) … Continue reading →

 Dear Stupid Blog, Have you ever seen Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back? No? I guess that’s fair. I’m not totally sure how a blog would watch a movie anyway. My boyfriend, on the other hand, has no excuse. … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Blog, Some days you wake up and the sky is overcast and it's cold but you leave the house without a proper jacket and you've just woken up from a long dream in which somehow you have a … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Blog, Ah, the Addams Family. So many memories. I’m a fan of the original TV show, theme song snaps and all, but for me the iconic Addamses are Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston, Christina Ricci, Christopher Lloyd and whoever … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Blog, I don’t know who to blame for this, the Chinese or the British. Let’s just agree that this would never happen in the Good Ol’ U S of A, largely because we are too busy watching America’s Next … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Blog, Have you seen Boardwalk Empire? Oh, you haven’t? Is it possible, blog, that you’re unconvinced by the involvement of Martin Scorsese? Or even that that you feel Scorsese gimped the show permanently by directing a pilot episode … Continue reading →